Gregular Comedy

Official website of Atlanta stand up comedian Greg Behrens

"Making myself a peanut butter and Jelly sandwich for lunch doesn't carry the same sense of pride that it did when I was six."

"It's my wife's birthday today, as far as every restaurant we ever go to is concerned."

"I'd like to buy an elephant , put it in a room in my house, and then invite people over and watch them struggle with how to address it."